Meat Tent

Another meaning for a women's vagina.

When she says she has only slept with a few guys, but her meat tent tells another story.

by Capt Meat Tent July 11, 2016

merk meat

1. someone who gets killed alot
2. another persons ragdoll in a video game

merk meat is a new player, or a noob with poor skills

by DaRealDrJ069 March 21, 2008

goo-meat

The love handle blubber that overflows from the sides of overtight low-rise jeans on a woman.

Check out the the goo-meat on that skank, doesn't she notice that crap hanging out when she greases up her thighs and slides those pants on?!! Gross...

by Dr. RoXX December 7, 2006

meat pirate

The act of resting a man's fat belly upon a woman's eye.

Refer to Jim Jefferies.

It totally killed the mood when he pulled a meat pirate.

by smallzmcgee February 6, 2014

double meat

A man who has the pleasure of two knobbers.

Like milking a cow

by 2 knobs mcraw October 21, 2003

meat tits

The fattest, most awesome tits that you've ever seen in your life.

I want to find me a nice pair of meat tits.
Hey Bill, check out the meat tits on that one.

by mesjm2 April 9, 2011

Meat Slurpee

Believed to have been created as early as 1967, a Meat Slurpee is a flavored cock treat, usually chilled and enjoyed by the female gender via the mouth, vagina, anus, or vaganus depending on the make and model of the female. Meat Slurpee's come in many different flavors, no pun intended, such as Banana Cream Pie, SnoBawls, Fanta Falice, Yello Fello, Dr Peeper, Pinga Colada, and Minute Maid Semenade. Said named drink was named after the sound females make while enjoying the age honored slush meat drink.

According to online encyclopedias of sorts, Meat Slurpee flavors are certified kosher "parve" as well as halal. The exception to this would be the Pinga Colada if it were to contain alcockholic contents.

The idea for Meat Slurpees came when a man was receiving oral from a Mexican girl who had spicy Jalepenos in her mouth, forcing him to put sodas from his freezer into her mouth in order to stay cool, which caused them to become slushy on his shaft. He told his hippy friends about it and many people loved them, which gave him the idea to make a machine to help make a "slushy". Early prototypes for the Meat Slurpee machine made use of an automobile air conditioning unit. This of course was bad for the environment so he went back to the basics; Shaved Ice, your favorite flavors, and a female with Chin Nuts.

Polo: Dam T-Lo, your wife says your sister makes the best Meat Slurpee's this side of the border!

T-Lo: YEEEAH! I love the Banana Cream Pie flavor?

Polo: ???? You're not supposed to be the one drinking the Meat Slurpee, thats a chick drink dawg!

T-Lo: YEEEAH! oh wait for real dawg?

by Rusty Loads Sr February 4, 2010