Jungle Slap

Anyone getting slapped so hard that the forces of gravity fling snot and spit opposite directions

When a black man jungle slaps his Ho so hard that her Spit goes one direction and Snot goes the Other!

Thank you 80's

by -=eiDos=- April 17, 2010

Geek Slap

To be out geeked and then called out on it by another geek.

For example; "I haven't seen the big Lebowski" followed in a sarcastic tone " wow would you like to borrow it before the end of the next decade the first person responds with " did you just geek slap me?

by Lil doe T January 24, 2010

Slapping the Dickinson

Popular slang for masturbation; also comes in the form 'having a slap', 'slapping' or 'slap of the dickinson'.

Nothing beats Slapping the Dickinson.

by RichardPeterson April 13, 2011

whoopy-slap

when somebody fills their butthole full of air and slaps somebody with it and lets out a poot

No, a 3 is good, a 3 is like Mitchell Musso from Hannah Montana after he got, yknow.. whoopy-slapped by Jackson.

by Some bitch in Rhode Island April 24, 2011

Flu Slap

A special fighting moved used when one is contagious with the flu. The infected person proceeds to first cough on one's hand, then slap their enemy in the face, there by infecting their opponent.

I flu slapped him him so bad, he'll be in bed for a week!

by E.N. Slaps May 8, 2011

Caddy Slap

1. A slap given to a very rude person by a member of society named Caddy Pattison.

2. A very hard bitch slap, makes boys cry.

3. When a golf caddy puts a brick in a golfing glove and smacks a fellow golfer.

1. David was being a goof, and received a caddy slap. 2. Tiger Woods got a Caddy Slap for cheating on his wife.

by Fuq-Phace McGee December 2, 2010

colon slap

When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.

The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.

You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.

Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.

by Capt Craptastic May 14, 2010