september 20th

really really tall but mentally little boys are born on this day. he smokes way too much weed and never whiteys. he is somewhat of a mythical creature named alexius strathmobius, and it has been rumoured that he whiteyed on an F-plate blunt. hide ur kids as he likes them too

oh god it’s september 20th, better leave strathmobius milk, cookies and a halfie

by ski279 April 21, 2021

September 188 th

Official Juan day! Juan the mighty horse created the whole univers. On his balcony. A true legend. Praise the lord, praise Juan!

person 1: You know what day is it?
person 1: Ofc, It'sSeptember 188 th!
person 1: We must make a sacrifice for him!

by nemlenyegtelen May 3, 2021

September 25th

If you were born on this day, you probably are flat, but with a dumptruck. Your taste in men is atrocious. You love sky-diving.

"If cant get someone with boobs AND an ass, ill just settle for someone born on September 25th"

by BurritoPerson May 3, 2021

September 14

People with good personalities are born on this day . But they then have a go at u randomly and make u sad . They speak to u but then they say they don’t like u . Have a good day bitches

Ooooh she’s a September 14th be careful bitch

by Hellopeeps12949 May 7, 2021

September 29th

The most beautiful girl was born on

This day “September 29th” if u have a

Friend/gf/bf born on this day make sure
U keep them by you side you never know

Sept 29th baby’s are really nice pretty/handsome all you can think of

y/n: omg she’s so sweet and hot I want to

ask her out <3

Your friend: don’t we all want to ask her

Out she’s gorgeous and soo nice to her
Man friends and girl friends, look at her

Pretty face ughhh ik she looks good
Under that face mask 😩

y/n: does she say yes to the men/girls
Who ask her out

Your friend: idk maybe if your her type ;)

September 29th baby’s are hot 🥵

by :.:.: Nia :.:.: May 10, 2021

September 14th

The day the finest girls in the world were born. But be careful, they are feisty. Also very artistic, poetic, and great at the arts.

I wonder what she’s like?

Damn she’s fine, must’ve been born on September 14th.

by starxsluv July 8, 2022

September 21st

September 21st is national quote day. So quote your favourite sentences.

Person: It's September 21st today, you know what that is?
Other Person: No? what is it today?
Person: It's national quote day

by Exempoel July 16, 2022