skin canoeing

Skin Canoeing is the act of stretching out either a scrotum sack or foreskin into a shape that can hold a liquid, ideally alcoholic, and then wonder around a party offering guests a sip.

Sarah was impressed how Barry had been skin canoeing for so long and been so attentive to all of his guests...

by CreepyRob June 5, 2023

skin case

When a male is charged with a sex offense case this includes being charged with a pedophile case, indecent exposure, or rape

Johnny flashed a playground of kids and was charged with a skin case

by M4t7hew May 17, 2016

Skins

tv show which is now on Netflix set in 2000s legit the best show ever.
basically about teens who drugs, sex n all.

U watching skins?

Ya it’s bae

by Chickenwingsarethebest June 1, 2020

poopy skins

a pig, as in an occifer of the law

oh shit it's the poopy skins, ditch the weed.

by danny burton August 26, 2009

Skinning the Hamster

Masturbation in a particularly frantic or malicious intent with no lubricant

I got caught skinning the hamster during my lunch break.

by Rapscallionslinger May 4, 2025

bowel skin

the shit that comes off dog dick when you neuter them

i just cut off my dogs balls and his bowel skin went everywhere

by i_lick_midget_ass August 13, 2023

Cougar Skin

A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.

"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"

by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022