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German School Bus

When a man cums in his partner's ear.
My girl wanted to hear the sound of children, so I gave her the ol' German school bus.
by Bear5200 September 30, 2022
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valley bus massacre

When the Jewish school’s Valley bus and it’s occupants are ushered into the auditorium to get patted down and have their belongings searched through by faculty for drugs.
Remember when that guy got suspended for having a vape on him during the Valley bus massacre.
by netaiszooted July 5, 2023
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Short Bus Syndrome

The condition in which only the stupidest of all idiots has
DeShawn: Aye yo, why that little kid keep saying "6-7, 6-7?"

Jethro: Man, don't worry about him, everyone on the block knows he's got Short Bus Syndrome
by DaddyLongDick420 October 16, 2025
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bus person

when there is a situation where you would normally call someone a retard or retarded but you dont want to be offensive so you say that they are a bus person instead.
why do you think she would do that?”
“cuz shes the biggest bus person ive ever met”
by godofthebuspeople September 23, 2021
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Waiting For The Bus

One of the most popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoon about a man who discovers that he can run very, very fast, and makes the most of it. Well...he does at first.
"Waiting For The Bus" starts with a man who is...well, take a wild guess what he's doing, why don't you.

When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.

Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.

A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.

Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.

Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.

The End!
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 25, 2021
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Cuban bus driver

Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job
Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday

Guy2; well aren't you just Castro
by Cuban bus driver March 3, 2015
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