Noah

That one kid on Xbox who roasts you so hard you can’t be mad at him, he only has one but but he can still duck your bitch

Freind1: yo who’s online

Friend2: only that faggot Noah

Freind1: dude don’t invite him he keeps calling himself my dad after he had sex with my mom

by Cheez-them April 14, 2020

Noah

The biggest Retard you’ll ever meet. Complete fuck up. And he has a tiny penis.

Brandon: Fuck you Noah you fucking retard!

by Smallman57 June 18, 2020

Noah majors

Noah majors is gay but wont admit it even tho he is truly the most gayest a gay can get.

You see that Noah Majors he's gay.

by Noah majors August 20, 2019

Noah

A mexican

Omg is that a Mexican!
-oh no, it's just Noah

by Addieeeeeeeee June 20, 2019

Noah McVey

Scary. It's the one word that defines everything about a Noah. He likes to touch you and make you feel good but in reality he doesn't have a care for you at all. He is extremely hot and extremely mesmerizing but do not trust a Noah McVey. He doesn't have any respect for girls but that doesn't stop him for having girlfriend after girlfriend. Even though he acts trustworthy, he is the least trustful person ever.

Girl 1: Noah McVey is looking extra cute today.
Girl 2: I can't believe he's with (girl) again
Girl 1: Trust me, you'll fall for him too

by Brookyln Leness October 28, 2017

Like Noah

And this is another simile so stay with me here because I know you struggle with this:

Hym "LIKE NOAH FROM THE BIBLE... You ignored the warnings and now there is a flood. There is literally only one way for both Trump and I to be responsible."

A retard "But YOUR names not 'Noah!' How can... How can it be that... Nope! Nope! Don't care. I don't like what you're saying so I choose Noah. I'm just going to listen to Noah."

Hym "I... I radically overestimated your level of intelligence... And I think you're all mentally retarded... So that's saying something... Man... You know what? This is actually pretty frustrating. This is.... Hoooo. I would hate to be on the other side of this."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Noah

noah is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very fat

person 1: your such a noah
person 2:how dare you call me fat

by anonymous November 4, 2021