Bob: Andy what is with your nipples
Andy: Idk bro
Bob: These look like Vulcans
Andy: I know I can even squirt milk with them
Andy Gas Vulcan nipples
Andy: Idk bro
Bob: These look like Vulcans
Andy: I know I can even squirt milk with them
Andy Gas Vulcan nipples
by pussaysnackr oof July 11, 2018
by Mr. Crabs has crabs October 04, 2019
A person (typically gay male) with a fetish for male nipples. Typically in reference to men with oversized pectorals. Someone who is aroused by the sight of nipples and nipple play.
“Knowing the nipple pig that I am my muscle Alpha put me in sub space with one flex of his pectorals”
“Hey dude, sorry I couldn’t help but checking you out. Your pecs are huge! Don’t tell my wife, but I’m such a fucking nipple pig.”
“When he convinced me to get my nipples pierced, that’s when I realized I was truly a nipple pig.”
“Hey dude, sorry I couldn’t help but checking you out. Your pecs are huge! Don’t tell my wife, but I’m such a fucking nipple pig.”
“When he convinced me to get my nipples pierced, that’s when I realized I was truly a nipple pig.”
by doodleplur4u December 09, 2020
A phrase used when something has been completed but it has just been realized that there's still more to do.
Origin: Internet personality Jordan Cole was talking to his friend Henry about this girl he hooked up with who he claimed had "breasts the size of watermelons."
Henry: bro, I'm sorry but I just can't picture a girl with tits that big.
Jordan Cole: let's put it into perspective, they're about the size of your side view mirrors.
Henry: I thought you said they were the size of watermelons?
Jordan Cole: Oh, those are just her nipples.
Origin: Internet personality Jordan Cole was talking to his friend Henry about this girl he hooked up with who he claimed had "breasts the size of watermelons."
Henry: bro, I'm sorry but I just can't picture a girl with tits that big.
Jordan Cole: let's put it into perspective, they're about the size of your side view mirrors.
Henry: I thought you said they were the size of watermelons?
Jordan Cole: Oh, those are just her nipples.
Hiker 1: Hell yeah, looks like we just reached the summit of the mountain.
Hiker 2: Yeah? Well those are just her nipples, there's still two miles left.
Hiker 2: Yeah? Well those are just her nipples, there's still two miles left.
by TheTickleBunny August 21, 2018
by MMMMmmmmMInaAAAAAA! March 24, 2011
When your junk is on lock down because you are in a relationship, but your nipples are free to play and you use them to get free drinks. Unfortunately you fail to pay your with a showing of your nipples. HENCE YOU ARE IN NIPPLE DEBT.
by vampireschoolgirl June 05, 2015
When your partner inserts their erect nipple into your ear canal then lets you suck the resulting earwax off of it.
by Steeevee April 10, 2025