National Today Day

The holiday that I made up for today

Person 1:"It's National Today Day!"

Person 2:"Sigh- I'll get the spork"

by 7InchDictionary October 18, 2021

national piercing day

May 16th. Go show off your piercings!! Post them everywhere, even the “inappropriate” ones ;)

“Why are you posting all of your piercings on your story?”

“It’s national piercing day dumbass”

by Nippiercinggirl May 16, 2021

National Fighting Day

National Fighting Day is on October 26th. Feel free to start fights with anybody you see.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you know what day it is?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: It's National Fighting Day
*Guy 1 knocks Guy 2 out*

by SpellingBeeGod October 26, 2022

National Anal Week

A week in which there are finals and you do anal, immediately.

Bro I can't belive it's almost national anal week, it feels like the semester just started

by AssEater123454321 December 14, 2020

National fuckboy day

National fuckboy day is on the 21st of September and is widely spread by the legendary men who pull bitches

how Do you get so many women ?
I was born on the 21st of September national fuckboy day

by Women’s rights June 8, 2018

national sheerin day

the national day of sheerin

“hey, did you know it’s national sheerin day on the 15th of October?”

by kylemcginleysgrannie October 14, 2020

National Hangover Day

The day after all the New Year's parties and celebrations. People are usual too hungover to begin turning around there lives like they promised themselves just a couple of days ago.

Mark: Jake wake up! You have rent due, and your gym membership starts today!

Jake: ugh, but its national hangover day.. *vomits*

Mark: Goddamn it Jake.

by sladyconesmom December 31, 2014