monkey chick

chick that looks like a monkey

monkey chick has nice ass

by Ninjalo March 11, 2004

sketch monkey

a homo sapien who appears to be quite sketch, regardless of age, race, or gender...

DUDE, that guy was a real SKETCH MONKEY... It' hard to believe they let him be a cop.

by Marc lastretch and magical mystery crew September 30, 2006

Monkey Brain

Monkey Brain ; Adjective . Used to describe people like youtuber CDawgVA

Garnt : You make litcherally no sense

Joey : That’s because Connor has a monkey brain

by YourMumLover666 May 25, 2021

Ghetto Monkeys

Monkeys from the ghetto

we need to build a strong fortress agaisnt the ghetto monkeys frankly

by [-Max-] November 03, 2007

White Monkey

When someone takes a shit, jizzes on it... and then throws it at someone.

Armando found Martha cheating on him after a long day at work; He decided to get revenge by giving them both a White Monkey.

by G.T. Collins February 05, 2009

Northern monkey

The foundation of English society. The counter part to the Southern Fairy. Draught beer is a popular tipple of the Northern Monkey as opposed to the copious amounts of drugs consumed by the Southern Fairy. Up front and truthful the Northern Monkey has an honest opinion and also has an impecable sense of humour compared to the non-existent sense of humour of the Southern Fairy. e.g. Peter Kay, Vic Reeves, etc.

The Northern Monkey also happens to be very articulate compared to the Southern Fairy using reasonable English words instead of the general expletive used by the Southerner. e.g. C**t, F**k, etc.

The northern monkey is the cornerstone of English society.

by Ronnie121 June 06, 2007

fuck a monkey

1. A general exclamation of frusration.
2. An angry dismissal.

1. "This computer won't work! argh, fuck a monkey!!!
2. Guy 1: "god, your such a dumbass," Guy 2: "Oh, fuck a monkey!"

by BloodSeraph February 12, 2007