Mike

A piece of shit who’s always full of shit and makes up stories that are far from true , he also has a below average size penis

Mike likes fat juicy cock

by Jjiji April 3, 2023

Mike Tated

Backing into a parking spot. Backing into a parking spot so well, surrounding bystanders are just creaming their pants.

I once Mike Tated at an Applebees and I saw this chick’s knees buckle with excitement and pleasure.

by MACDADTATE August 12, 2022

Mike Wazowski

Is the best thing ever, saved us all from hell, is the actual best thing in existence, better than sex, better than Nutella, and Little Mikey is his best friend.

P1: LOOK! MIKE WAZOWSKI IS HERE!!!
P2: Who's Mike Wazowski?
P1: The best person on earth, duh. Check the Mikeapedia.
P2: Ohh...
Mike: Hello
P1: *Screams in joy*

by Jimmy893YT December 2, 2024

Mike Wagon

That one guy in your friend group who keeps referring to “cabbage” until he gets one of the homies to laugh.

“Dude, when will Mike Wagon stop talking about cabbage??”

by msmithrealty6969 January 5, 2024

Mike-It

When one leaves early from work shift.

Hey guys, think it’s alright if I mike-it today?

Hey guys, I think I’m going to miking-it today.

by 420lolweed January 16, 2021

Mike Moon

mike moon is a super talented artist who sings under many different genres, most commonly known as "aesthetic rap" but mike creates his own genre that nobody else can ever replicate. mike is super interactive with his fans, going live on instagram , and always saying super kind things to his fans <3

Poser: "Yo bro!! have u ever heard of Shady Moon?"
Real 1: "Bro, don't u mean Mike Moon💀"

by dream_vo1d January 14, 2024

salty mike

A cunt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating

My uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.

by The Aid Giver November 21, 2016