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Mike Vick Dip

a dug adict dat mickses 2 or moe dugs and eats or sniffs
im gona go do a mike vick dip
by FiveBigBoo-s March 17, 2025
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Mike Sexual

Being in Love or having a attraction to Mike Wheeler from " Stranger Things"
Kelly: I am in love with Mike from stranger things
Joe: You are a Mike Sexual!!
by Mikelover...st July 19, 2021
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Mikelis

Mikelis is Latvian a name of archangel Michael. This means that Mikelis is a descendent of god. He is the most beautiful being to ever exist, and a man with the name Mikelis will always be loyal. The perfect guy!
Yo that guy gave that homeless man a Lambo! He is a total Mikelis.
by balandey October 31, 2022
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hooker mike

Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK
Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.
by Vaginas are gross August 5, 2022
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Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.
I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022
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Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test

A rhetorical device or debating tactic used to challenge the argument that “Anyone who identifies as trans is trans/valid.”

It quotes the following 2015 anecdote from Mike Huckabee, a well-known anti-trans public figure:

“I wish someone told me in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE. I’m pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, ‘Coach, I think I’d rather shower with the girls today.’”

The test asks whether or not this teen version of Mike Huckabee is valid as a genderfluid trans teen.

The test forces the opposing side into an ultimatum:

1) Accept the absurd, bad-faith hypothetical as a valid trans identity, validating a transphobic comment by Mike Huckabee.

2) Admit that some standards are necessary for what constitutes a “valid” trans person, in order to exclude trolls like Mike Huckabee, thereby disproving the notion that “anyone who identifies as trans is trans”.

Named in August 2025 by Haley Halcyon (@2gd4.me on Bluesky) after she, quote unquote, “decisively won an Internet debate for the first time” using this strategy. As originally explained:

“Any #transmedicalist who finds someone who parrots the sleepwoking line ‘anyone who identifies as trans is trans’ or ‘all trans people are valid’, my advice is this:
• Apply the Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test.
• Don’t let off when they try to deflect.
• Point out the gate they implicitly keep.”
Her argument for self-ID, total bodily autonomy, and zero gatekeeping was a crowdpleaser, until I hit her with the Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test and she ragequit.
by the riverside August 9, 2025
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monkey mike

Monkey mike is the only guy. Also known as carson
by The mins April 14, 2021
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