Matthew

Matthew is the type of guy to give unconditional love to anyone that supports him. He is always methodical in every aspect of life. A Matthew is always a joy to be around and can brighten anyone’s day. He always makes sure everyone is having a great time. A Matthew also has an undeniable charm to him.

We just love our Matthew, I don’t know what we would do without him.

by coolguy_69 December 16, 2023

Matthew

A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking they’re boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.

Matthew got cancer…but he’s a Virgo?

by GonorrhoeaGobbler July 4, 2023

Matthew

a super hot has big oily jucy tender tits and has the longessssssssssssssssssst cok ever

he enjoys the touch of eating sausage rolls

and is a well known truck driver who rapes people

Matthews dick is hard while he eats sausage roll

by penis enjoyer64 July 11, 2023

Matthew

Someone that is a midget that loses his temper very gay.

matthew is a midget and hes short

by ojwefiwnefqfegrjth543r1 July 17, 2023

Matthew

A short midget that is very gay and no one loves him

Matthew is short and gay

by ojwefiwnefqfegrjth543r1 July 17, 2023

matthew howard

known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz

(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles

Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.

Person 1: I met matthew howard today
Person 2: oh you mean the pinger champion?

by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023

Matthew

Loves cats, and guns. very rich, likes bb neko

DONT let Matthew near your kids

by FinnTheMaxSpeedRacer July 24, 2023