MATT MAN

The absolute unit we needed he is extremely hot and has a Pringle can sized cock and gets all the bitches he is accompanied by too side kicks xavien and august

When I was sad I needed matt man

by Ar3bel August 07, 2022

Matt Appreciation Day

National Nice to Matt day. Must be kind no mean jokes.

Hey don’t forget to compliment Matt tomorrow, it’s Matt Appreciation Day

by IComp x Hotdog October 25, 2022

Matt HomeBush

This bloke rubs his large belly either circular motion or patting.

HomeBush will blow you away with the amount of Hot wind 🌬️ he dribbles

MATT HOMEBUSH "That's what the Bushman Reackons"

by Bushfucka101 March 06, 2022

matt Godwin

A boy that everyone loved that is no longer here.

I'm going to miss matt godwin

by ATaylorNoel August 17, 2008

matt gilliatt

Matt Gilliat, also affectionately referred to as Gilly, is undoubtedly at least 65% beer. Return on investment for this DILFage is through the roof, will most certainly effortlessly bang all his daughter’s friends. He puts Bud Light in his cheerios and pisses Mich Ultra. He feels complete with his brothers, has a tendency of getting lost in porta potties.

"Where is everyone?"

-Matt Gilliatt

by duck_overlord February 07, 2022

matt chatting on my dog

mason is a gay dude and he loves shaylee

mason is a supid biach daday matt chatting on my dog

by The real Mitchell Krueger November 03, 2020

matt-the-dummy

The only person on the planet that doesnt understand sarcasim and is kind of crazy. He looks like a panda

Matt-the-dummy: Fuck you!!
Rion: Matt That doesn't go in your eye!

by Mrs.Bloom7 March 12, 2010