Matt jones is a very inmature guy, he is known for the being the most annoying kid in school and he is a very skinny guy, who gets swung around when ever he gets in a fight, hes the bitch of every school. hes the type of guy to care for you when your helping him, and only then.
Teenager : Are you that little bitch everyone talks about
Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom
Teenager : say that one more time
Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch
Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom
Teenager : say that one more time
Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch
by Factual fate September 13, 2022
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by ATaylorNoel August 17, 2008
Matt Gilliat, also affectionately referred to as Gilly, is undoubtedly at least 65% beer. Return on investment for this DILFage is through the roof, will most certainly effortlessly bang all his daughter’s friends. He puts Bud Light in his cheerios and pisses Mich Ultra. He feels complete with his brothers, has a tendency of getting lost in porta potties.
by duck_overlord February 07, 2022
by The real Mitchell Krueger November 03, 2020
The only person on the planet that doesnt understand sarcasim and is kind of crazy. He looks like a panda
by Mrs.Bloom7 March 12, 2010
A famous vet who has his own TV show called zoo vet at large. He does a lot of work at flamingo land zoo. Also he hasa chain of veternary practises through out the country. One of them is in the small village of stamford bridge
"Dude i took my dog to the vets in Stamford bridge"
"That one is owned by Matt Brash that vet who is on zoo vet at large , i watch his shows all the time"
"I know"
"That one is owned by Matt Brash that vet who is on zoo vet at large , i watch his shows all the time"
"I know"
by Finnerty November 22, 2009