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Jones lag

The amount of time that it takes between Alex Jones having a conspiracy theory and it turning out to be right is known as Jones lag.
Alex told everyone about Epstein's pedo island, but the Jones lag took a few years.
by @mrkulci September 10, 2020
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Jone

A mix of cuteness and evil. An astonishing girl, the time flies when you are with her. She loves eating and may get aggressive if she is very hungry. Also, she is a bit crazy, but nothing to worry about, or that I believe.

Rowboat and a ukelele are included.
Jone be like: Gg
by Txapata November 22, 2021
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Will Jones

S I M P
“That Will Jones kid is such a simp
by lobster1999 September 11, 2020
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nicolas david jones

cloeys man...
nicolas david jones is a awesome dude... he is cloeys man...
by kayneeelovaaa October 23, 2022
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liv jones

beautiful and wonderful girl. Sexy inside and out. Hard to not like her.
Omg ! do uno that liv jones she is amazing !
by liverpoolxoooooo November 29, 2017
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Jones

A person who tricks alot, like Viktor Lewander.
"You're Jones!!" "You're Vigge!!"
by vigganduvet February 20, 2017
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Cool Guy Jones

Typical speaking, a cool guy jones is one who really isn’t good at much but plays it up to be a star! Whether he’s the best man around , the best driver or athlete! This is a cool guy jones - he lacks common sense and lives in the moment ! Generally the fuck up in the group
Oh wow look at this cool guy jones he’s scared of adults and growing up
by DirtyPopper288 January 10, 2020
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