flogging a retarded horse

To complain about stupid behavior repeatedly exhibited by an individual.

'I hate flogging a retarded horse, but could you believe that Marcia forgot to send in my expense report for the third straight week?'

by The New Musicologist March 24, 2009

police horse fart

A fart so strong that it would be more effective at clearing an unruly mob than a police horse.

"Jeremy dropped a police horse fart and the pub was emptied within seconds"

by WarrenG June 16, 2007

Ride the White Horse

Using a Pad or Tampon during menstruation.

"No sex tonight, She's riding the white horse." "Ride the White horse"

by HASiJ2 September 29, 2017

horse eating oats

The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.

I fingered Alice last night.
It was like a horse eating oats.

by woody February 11, 2004

One Horse Pony

The flim flam that pony soldiers say in the hoosegow.

C'mon man! That flim flam is from the hoosegow and a one horse pony!

by Sully McCockleshank December 23, 2020

Bike/Horse Rule

A principle invoked when urging someone to persevere despite initial failure, which fully stated is: "You don't need me to remind you, when things don't go well the first time, try again." So named because it is drawn from two familiar premises: (a) persevering is like riding a bike, you never forget how, and (b) when you fall off a horse, you get right back on and give it another go.

My nephew just failed the bar a second time and was ready to hang it up, but I reminded him of the Bike/Horse Rule and told him to sign up for the thing again, he'll get it.

by FitofPeak2 February 17, 2022

Piss like a horse

To spend more time in the washroom, taking a longer leak than usual, all because you have consumed too much coffee ☕ or alcohol 🍸.

If you don't want to piss like a horse don't consume too much coffee or alcohol.

by Sexydimma May 07, 2022