Farmer's Head

A particularly large potato shaped head. One that is too large for the body, and is generally thinning on top.

Couldn't see a thing at the theatre - got stuck behind some guy with a farmer's head!

by Rubble Tubbler September 26, 2023

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Weather-head

Someone who’s mood changes constantly

Reegan is crying again? What a weather-head

by Sir Julius September 4, 2020

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Slot Head

An incompetent person with tiny eyes.

Stephen Chow was embarrassed after being called a slot head by his boss, after he slipped on his own over-spray of piss in the office toilets.

by Lukey86 January 17, 2020

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Five head

Five head: The term you give someone in which she an unusually large forehead induced from radiation. Commonly used as a insult or horrible nickname

Five head an unusually large forehead derogitry term

Shut the fuck up fivehead no-one gives two fucks about you and your needle to ass, boyfriend's issues

by Kermit1234 August 7, 2016

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head limes

When you put a HEADLIME in the tip of your dick. Then you use it to squeeze every last drop of liquid from a lime wedge into your urethra. This is typically followed by a Cleveland Steamer.

Dude 1: Dude, I fucking HEAD LIMED my pisser so hard Last night!
Dude 2: Holy shit, I wish my girlfriend let me do that.
Dude 1: Head limes are so sexy!

by bananananananananananna January 14, 2019

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Steth Head

An individual who only dates and/or has sex with doctors or other medical personnel; the healthcare industry equivalent to a puck slut with hockey players.

Tanner: oh my GOD Lauren, do you see Ryan's sphygmomanometer? Ugh that's SO hot!

Lauren: Wow Tanner, you're such a steth head.

by nannrtickl October 6, 2018

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