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Hi Five Ghost

That dude that is infamous for only hanging out so they can smoke up all your weed then leave afterwards. They'll holla (high five) but after smoking your pot they'll disappear like a ghost. Known as a user. Rarely ever pays for his own shit and is hated amongst the masses. In most cases a stoner.
Thomas only ever comes round for my weed, he's such a Hi five ghost.
by hi five ghost June 25, 2015
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Five you a Caller

"I'll give you a call" in drunk. Usually associated with other typos and "wtf does that mean" words. Used mainly when writing a message to one of your mates.
Jamie (while leaving a message to a friend): andy you mised the pubcrwal ill five you a caller when the djunk one coems along.
by Siobhan O'Shea December 17, 2008
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The Five P's System

a secret that will be released sometime in the next decade. a few guys will be billionaires and famous. watch out for an iPhone app coming out soon too
How does that do in The Five P's System???
by snowmanitalianstallion March 22, 2011
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the high-five downstairs

phrase alluding to a sexual act involving sexual acts involving the hands in and around the pelvic or anal regions while said person or partners are masterbating.
I walked in on my friend giving his professor "the high-five downstairs".
by Black Sherlock August 9, 2012
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Chinese Five Star

When a female has a johnson in both hands, anus, vagina, and mouth.
by TonySpamoni23 November 4, 2012
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Five napkin burger

A burger so succulent and juicy that you need 5 napkins whilst you eat it
by Minzee December 8, 2018
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Five-Finger Dieter

The Five-Finger Dieter is what happens when a man can fit his entire hand into his ass, which is why the words "Five-Finger" are included in the name. It is an act of self-fisting, basically.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.
"Bro... I gave myself a Five-Finger Dieter last night!"
"You're gross man... But good job..."
by Ricky Biff and Little Peter November 14, 2020
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