Child

The Annoying crackhead I know. Always trying to be good at singing but can't even speak properly

"The Child is asking for weed again"

by Child hater August 31, 2022

Any 8 year old child

Devils in disguise that will say comebacks to a joke without even knowing what they are talking about and are full of memes. They will want nothing to do with you and then a second later force a hug onto you and ask for snacks every second of every day...

P1:My child is full of memes and is a little devil
P2: literally Any 8 year old child

by Oreo cat lover September 4, 2022

Break a childs back day

Break a childs back day is when you walk up to anyone between 3-17 and break their back, It is celebrated on June 3rd.

"Hello child!"
"Hi...?"
*breaks back* "Haha! It's break a childs back day!"
"AAHH!"

by RUSAMEBOOSAILICE September 9, 2022

Fatherless child

a fatherless child is someone who doesnt have a dad or who grow up with aka the dad or father went to the store to get some milk

Charlie: why dont i have a father
Mom: you mean why are you fatherless child
Charlie: yes
Mom: o yeah your father went to the store to get da milk

by Ezed69 October 28, 2022

early hood-child education.

A more challenging version of early childhood education which requires a very patient and empathetic care taker or teacher who can properly deal with the effects of the social issues and undesirable home life affecting young children from less fortunate circumstances in a severely negative way, usually manifested in the form of acting out, temper tantrums, screaming, biting, hitting and sometimes cussing. This term can refer to younger children of ANY race in ANY demographic to one degree or another as a result of a wide variety of negative family circumstances and/or negative upbringings, but does NOT include those children who may be mentally disabled. Here, the term "hood", in this context, merely refers to a rough neighborhood which has a higher percentage of broken, less fortunate families, and is NOT being used in a derogatory manner.

Gwyn is majoring in early childhood education, but sometimes feels like she is practicing early hood-child education. Especially when she needs to calmly deal with being bitten, scratched in the face or hit by certain children in daycare.

by Ohioguy October 31, 2022

Child play

When you role-play your children during sex with your spouse

"We love to dress up as clowns and fuck each other's brain out while laughing hysterically. What kinda stuff are you guys into?"
"We're really into child play. We have eight children so it never gets old."

by Afinted November 4, 2022

Child

A complete waste of time.

Like a Daylen, a child is a complete waste of time.

by Urmom bent over for me November 6, 2022