First UMPression

When, upon meeting someone, you dislike them, pull out your UMP, and blow everyone in the room's heads off.

I met some douches at the pub last night, so I gave them a memorable first UMPression.

by Big Hairy Pendelum June 14, 2010

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co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law

Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed's spouse.

My co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

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M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

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double-half-first cousin

Child of their parent’s half-sibling with their other parent’s half-sibling or the child of their mother's maternal half-sibling with mother's paternal half-sibling or the child of their father's maternal half-sibling with father's paternal half-sibling.

My double-half-first cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

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Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

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