Brandon

Verb.
To do unspeakable things to a close relative’s anal cavity. Later uses have been known to be a dog whistle the desire to procreate with a blood relative, often paired with the goal of bringing about a confederacy of dunces. Luckily these “dunces” are generally not aware that anal is not the best method of conception.

Also spelled as “Branden” by those less literate.

Let’s go Brandon! Our parents are out for the night!

by Dick Shaun Harry November 12, 2021

Brandon

He is a very random boi, he often laughs like a maniac and likes to type in caps all the type and annoying the shit out of his bestfriend/ friends. He also likes to make fun of people’s crushes

Person 1: yo did you see Brandon at the party last night

Person 2: yeah he was just screaming at everyone and laughing like a maniac..

by Eevee164 August 28, 2020

Abuse Brandon Day

Abuse Brandon day takes place on may 10. If you have a friend named Brandon feel free to breath the crap out of him (not too badly though)

Person 1: hey Brandon. You know what today is

Brandon: OH no... Not abuse Brandon day..

by Fhsjanfbhdiekansgdgh May 10, 2023

Brandon Lee'd

The act of getting a girl pregnant after getting a failed vasectomy. Finding out you weren't shooting blanks after all

Dude I Brandon Lee'd my wife last week, and I'm fresh out of coat hangers

by BigFloppyVainySausage420 June 1, 2018

Brandon

likes gay men

Example: You know Brandon?
Example 2 : Yeah, he likes me and im gay!

by reqizy November 21, 2021

Brandon

The PERFECT, ALMIGHTY, and ALL- POWERFUL one

Brandon is ALMIGHTY, PERFECT, ALL-POWERFUL...His SUPERIORITY touches the heavens and the earth.

by raisond'etre October 27, 2021

Brandon Reed

Noun
Bran-Dun Ree-duh
A person or persons who work at walmart and sexually harasses his fellow coworkers.
Someone who Brandon Reeds (Brandon reeded) people.

“Woah is that Brandon Reed?”

“Why yes I heard he likes to Brandon Reed (Brandon Reeded) his coworkers because he has very low self esteem

by Johny willikers May 12, 2023