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Infinity Boner

The weapon the Avengers fortunately did not encounter. Is currently attached to Thanos. On discharge, the initial blast radius would have wiped out Wakanda instantly. The shockwave would cave in entire mountains, start tsunamis, while billions of baby Thanoses would begin landing all over the place.
Captain America: You want this, Grape? You want my pole in you!?

Thanos: Then let's do a cockfight. Let's see how it matches with The Infinity Boner!
by Weaponized Dank Ootism March 29, 2019
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Suffer Boner

A pleasurable result amid overwhelming frustration and challenges, most often experienced in bureaucratic processes.
My suffer boner grows more taunt in every meeting.

My suffer boner intensified as the lack of intelligence spewed from his mouth.

Team, I may need a faciotomy for my suffer boner in order to get this approved.
by BullpenBully March 1, 2022
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Boner-Brain

When ones intelligence level decreases as blood flow levels lower in brain to accommodate the needed increased flow to the penis during a erection.
I can't do math right now, I totally have boner-brain.
by JDiddy2Pretty November 11, 2015
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boner donor

A boner doner is a woman or man who is sexy enough to cause a man to recieve a boner, making the woman or man a boner donor.
A: Did you see Britney the other day her hair was stunning!
B: Yes! You just know shes a boner donor.
by fuckitimgoingtohell March 23, 2023
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lit boner

A lit boner is the mental arousal that occurs when reading deeply symbolic or well written literature. And maybe physical arousal. It is also the name of an amazing group chat filled with shady, savage, & petty people.
I had such a great lit boner reading fanfiction tonight!
by lowkeyloren August 15, 2015
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fuhrer boner

When your pubes are shaved into a hitler stache, also when you click your heels together and your penis stands at attention.
That German chick gave me a raging Fuhrer Boner last night
by str0ng April 14, 2016
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Scraping boners

When two or more males are over excited to see each other (sometimes due to a long time apart) the excessive show of enthusiasm or appreciation, These individuals can be described to be "Scraping boners"
"Hey Newham and Murray look happy to see each other."

"Yeah they're scraping boners alright.!
by Wreckin'balls March 8, 2009
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