When your clit swells up, and so does the lips of your vagina. A tingling sensation in the crotch. Typically occurs when sexually aroused.
Person 1: Hey, you see Johns large dick? It’s almost 8 inches!
Person 2: Oh, I know! Look at my lady boner!
*pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris
Person 1: Oh my gosh! I guess you should get him! Your clit is almost as big as his penis!
Person 2: Oh, I know! Look at my lady boner!
*pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris
Person 1: Oh my gosh! I guess you should get him! Your clit is almost as big as his penis!
by Pewdiepie4life August 29, 2019
Get the Lady bonermug. A certain type of erection that is experienced when one makes a large profit on a transaction or trade. It is said that the pleasure and reward systems in the brain are heavily influenced by large sums of money. Increasingly higher frequencies of the profit boner inducing actions will result in a Profit Orgasm.
Crypto trader: "Dude, I just got 600% on that trade and made 500 Bitcoin! I have such a huge profit boner right now!"
by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018
Get the Profit Bonermug. A pleasurable result amid overwhelming frustration and challenges, most often experienced in bureaucratic processes.
My suffer boner grows more taunt in every meeting.
My suffer boner intensified as the lack of intelligence spewed from his mouth.
Team, I may need a faciotomy for my suffer boner in order to get this approved.
My suffer boner intensified as the lack of intelligence spewed from his mouth.
Team, I may need a faciotomy for my suffer boner in order to get this approved.
by BullpenBully March 1, 2022
Get the Suffer Bonermug. When ones intelligence level decreases as blood flow levels lower in brain to accommodate the needed increased flow to the penis during a erection.
by JDiddy2Pretty November 11, 2015
Get the Boner-Brainmug. A lit boner is the mental arousal that occurs when reading deeply symbolic or well written literature. And maybe physical arousal. It is also the name of an amazing group chat filled with shady, savage, & petty people.
by lowkeyloren August 15, 2015
Get the lit bonermug. When your pubes are shaved into a hitler stache, also when you click your heels together and your penis stands at attention.
by str0ng April 14, 2016
Get the fuhrer bonermug. When two or more males are over excited to see each other (sometimes due to a long time apart) the excessive show of enthusiasm or appreciation, These individuals can be described to be "Scraping boners"
by Wreckin'balls March 8, 2009
Get the Scraping bonersmug.