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Lady boner

When your clit swells up, and so does the lips of your vagina. A tingling sensation in the crotch. Typically occurs when sexually aroused.
Person 1: Hey, you see Johns large dick? It’s almost 8 inches!
Person 2: Oh, I know! Look at my lady boner!
*pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris

Person 1: Oh my gosh! I guess you should get him! Your clit is almost as big as his penis!
by Pewdiepie4life August 29, 2019
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Profit Boner

A certain type of erection that is experienced when one makes a large profit on a transaction or trade. It is said that the pleasure and reward systems in the brain are heavily influenced by large sums of money. Increasingly higher frequencies of the profit boner inducing actions will result in a Profit Orgasm.
Crypto trader: "Dude, I just got 600% on that trade and made 500 Bitcoin! I have such a huge profit boner right now!"
by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018
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Suffer Boner

A pleasurable result amid overwhelming frustration and challenges, most often experienced in bureaucratic processes.
My suffer boner grows more taunt in every meeting.

My suffer boner intensified as the lack of intelligence spewed from his mouth.

Team, I may need a faciotomy for my suffer boner in order to get this approved.
by BullpenBully March 1, 2022
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Boner-Brain

When ones intelligence level decreases as blood flow levels lower in brain to accommodate the needed increased flow to the penis during a erection.
I can't do math right now, I totally have boner-brain.
by JDiddy2Pretty November 11, 2015
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lit boner

A lit boner is the mental arousal that occurs when reading deeply symbolic or well written literature. And maybe physical arousal. It is also the name of an amazing group chat filled with shady, savage, & petty people.
I had such a great lit boner reading fanfiction tonight!
by lowkeyloren August 15, 2015
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fuhrer boner

When your pubes are shaved into a hitler stache, also when you click your heels together and your penis stands at attention.
That German chick gave me a raging Fuhrer Boner last night
by str0ng April 14, 2016
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Scraping boners

When two or more males are over excited to see each other (sometimes due to a long time apart) the excessive show of enthusiasm or appreciation, These individuals can be described to be "Scraping boners"
"Hey Newham and Murray look happy to see each other."

"Yeah they're scraping boners alright.!
by Wreckin'balls March 8, 2009
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