Bacon

A vagina, usually possessed by a female named Alina that takes the appearance of bacon.

Guy #1: Look at these screenshots I got of Alina on webcam, her vagina looks like bacon.

Guy #2: That's spacon, not bacon.

by Abyss4508 September 7, 2012

Bangin Bacon

the act of banging a chick while frying bacon or any other type of meat. this is good to do when you plan of have sex during lunch time or having sex for so long you get hungry. this technique is good for picnics and sex days.

Bro #1 " so how was your day yesterday?"

Bro#2 : " fucking amazing! me and my girlfriend had sex all day! we even did some Bangin Bacon!"

by webber18 March 4, 2010

Sunday Bacon

When one decides to fuck his or her spouse in the ass while cooking bacon on a Sunday morning.

So I was giving my wife the Sunday Bacon the other day and I almost burnt breakfast!

by Yung Slice March 4, 2021

Bacon Snake

Someone who steals someone's chick.

Watch out for Steve...
Why is that?
He's a Bacon Snake... Snaked my bacon just the other week!

by sPaZ66669 August 12, 2008

BACON

Become A Complete Obnoxious Negro B.A.C.O.N.

Steve:You bout to go Ham aint you bro?

Duante: Im bout to go Bacon Cuzz!.......aint no goin Ham today!!!!

by Jrulesalim May 6, 2011

Kevin Bacon

don juan
hey what's up, mon?
he's not jamaican
or KEVIN BACON...

...ok, WHO wrote that last definition? the one that's by "i love ewan also".

kevin bacon is sexcellent.

by we are so totally footloose January 3, 2005

Bacon

the gayest gay fag in the world who likes licking fat midget assholes while covering his chode in plasticene while being fucked in the ass by a horny monkey

man anthony bacon who lives at 96 harbour terrace in dunedin is Bacon

by roar April 30, 2005