Layoff Beard

Not shaving after being given termination of work notice. Play off of Playoff Beard

Now that I don't have to worry about work, I'll focus on growing the layoff beard

by Autzens12thman December 28, 2008

Cat With a Beard

A beverage offered at nightclubs and/or bars at late hours of humid, summer nights. Primarily consists of alcohol. Other ingredients may include, but are not limited to, cranberry juice, honey, oats, ginseng, melted chocolate, arugula, mango juice, and other aphrodisiacs. A "Cat With a Beard" will very often catalyze sexual desires.

So the other night, Em was chillin' at Da Pound and ordered up some of dat Cat With a Beard. Got her so tanked, she up'n lay wit err' man at da club. It was ballin'.

by Leslie Anne Levine January 11, 2009

Oh yeah, beard.

An expression to use when someone says something unbelievable.

Saying this is like saying,
"oh yeah, and i've got a beard."
so the point is destroyed if you actually do have a beard.

My dad won the lottery.
Oh yeah, beard.

by Bequzo October 21, 2010

Beard

A usually bushy growth of hair on the face of normally (but not always) a man. The effect that is created by the beard, although probably not desired, is that their face looks like a vagina.

"OH MY GOD THERE'S A VAGINA ON THAT GUY'S FACE.. Oh wait, it's just a beard"

by msul005 March 13, 2009

Douche Beard

Gayest member of the Seamen of the South
Very skinny and bony and has a large mouth and knees. Beware the cold bone
AKA DB

wheres DB?
prolly suckin a dick

by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004

Red Beard

Having sex with a girl while shes on her period then meat slapping her across her face to give her a "red beard"

Dude i red bearded that whore last night did you see her face?

by milkysoup December 4, 2010

emo beard

A blow job from a emo. Male or female, doesn't really matter. Their hair hangs down off the cock and makes an emo beard.

That fagadeuche Pete gave some random hero a emo beard in the alley.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 27, 2008