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bum turf 

1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)

2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.
1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"

2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting for bum turf"
bum turf by Craig McRae September 4, 2008
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Bum bump bumblebee Bum-Rush bumblefuck bumble bummy bummer bumpkins bum fluff
When something is really great or amazing it can be bum-age / the bum-age.
OMG that party was so the bum-age!!
Bum-age by spider woman October 18, 2007

bum dart 

another name for a gay man who is particularly interested in Butt sex. Bordering obsessive compulsive preoccupation
Don't invite Simon he's always trying to be a bum dart with any new men I bring over.
bum dart by meat hole March 27, 2010

Bum-Diggum-De-Van-(Jimminy) 

(prefix)(Adverb)(Adjective)(Proper Noun) Describing A person who refuses to acknowledge their own actions that led to the inevitable outcome of residing within a non-registered van. Claiming that the world, not themselves, is to blame for everything that is going wrong in their life, all the while refusing to admit they have a substance abuse problem. Living like a leech or Parasite feeding off unsuspecting friends and family...
Katie was going places until she started giving it up to support her crack habit." "Ever since she lost her place and prostitutes herself out of her car she's nothing but a Bum-Diggum-De-van-(Jimminy) just replace jimminy with katie.

Bum kernel 

1. someone who reminds you of th smelly reminents left on your buttcheeks after a particularily raunchy dump
ohh man im going have to check for bum kernels after laying that log!
Bum kernel by Mad_kristoff September 26, 2010

bum cackle 

(n) makeshift toilet paper (esp. one's left hand) sometimes even a leaf, bark or a rock.
Rodger had no paper so he used his friend's hair as bum cackle.
bum cackle by vod/ October 30, 2010