When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
Get the Brandon Handshakemug. A very nice person. Usually. The Brandon. Stands at about 6 feet tall. The Brandon will usually reply to a comment with 1 or 2 words. Often being "that's nice" or "sad"
by Morrisons bakery December 12, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. by thetorofangirl February 11, 2025
Get the brandon curingtonmug. An amazing and kind and funny person and many more they deserve the world and are the best person ever they are a life changer in a good way x
by 𝖪𝗋𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗇 bockholt June 10, 2019
Get the Brandon donnellymug. Brandon Bills$ Is someone who will protect his family at all cost! Aka YOUR COST because he will sue the pants off of you especially if you embarrass him. He is one of those dudes that would show up to a bowling alley with boxing gloves instead of bowling shoes. He’s much like Leroy brown. When Brandon walks into a room his presence is so threatening, the entire room will jump him.
Julio: “Aye man, they are tossing some dude by the hair on the slippery lanes like he a bowling bowl!“
Lawyer: I wonder if they will be paying in cash, credit, or Brandon Bills$
Lawyer: I wonder if they will be paying in cash, credit, or Brandon Bills$
by Holdmeclose February 24, 2022
Get the brandon bills$mug. A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.
by QDWFEGRHTJYKUL November 20, 2022
Get the Brandonmug.