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Adam
by Joshua leung September 15, 2018
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King Adam

The greatest human being to ever live. This universe is truly graced by his mere presence.
I acknowledge and respect King Adam as my king.
by El Hagg Mortal Kombat March 20, 2024
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Adam

Adams are people of art and high adventure.
They ride a line between slut and passionate lover.
They love poetry and music above all other forms of art.
They are typically dressed casually, skinny jeans and goodies.
At parties they are either super outgoing or in a corner with friends talking philosophy and doing strange unknown things.
They play some instrument, typically banjo, harmonica, or guitar.
They are typically on the edge of their seat, just barely getting by, but if they have a good day it'll look like it had been planned.
If hit on by an Adam, they will be very very very direct and intense with you while being whimsical with everything else.
They also will tend to run away from things or redirect their emotions, but in the end they will be crippled and bloody from battle.
If an Adam is your friend, you either have a friend that will save you from any hellish pit and make you laugh and have fun at any cost. Or a moody philosopher.
If you're just meeting them and they are mean to you? Its probably not your fault, not unless your a racist, homophobe, sexist or pedophile in which case FUCK YOU AND BURN IN HELL
"Adam needs to calm down, it's either art and high adventure or pessimism and absurdism."
by he_who_dreams_unalone March 8, 2020
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ol' Frosty Adam

4 foot icicle broken ways and shoved up your asshole sideways.
I bet Jared from subway got the ol' frosty adam in prison.
by Conky13 February 27, 2019
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Adam Fawzi

Adam Fawzi is a tall muscular man with brown hair and A10 eyes, everyone that looks at him is mesmerized by his sheer presence. Anyone that even glances at him gets an instant boner because of his massive muscles and willy. Adam is everyone's go to man as he is the most charming human being that has ever graced this planet in modern time.
"Did you hear, Adam Fawzi is at our school."

"I have a boner just thinking about him!"
by mazou October 2, 2023
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Adam incest

When someone named adam has sex with his own parents and then fucks his own dog and his siblings in a massive orge and then mates with a plane and hijacks it and crashes into the twin towers.
Oh no Adam is being Adam incest again
by Snorkel August 23, 2023
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