Mike B

Dat kid who swiped up on Bianca’s yolo, dat kid who always cappin, dat kid who always fucking 6’2’’, dat mf who beats his wife/wives/children.

Bro Mike B seriously cappin
Mike B is tall as shit
Mike B beat his kids last night and it was soooo funny
Did you see what Mike B said on Bianca’s yolo

by ThatbruhmomentwhenBISTOSisgay November 26, 2019

Mike leuverink

A god the literral defenition of a god on earth send to us from heaven

You see that guy he is a total mike leuverink

by Mike leuverink December 6, 2019

Mike D’andrea

A dirty and or greasy fuckboy who is italian. You know its the real Mike when he CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING PASS and/or gets fuckin layed out every game.

Holy fuck! did u see that greasy guido get absolutely fucked last shift?

Team mate: " Fuck yeah, if he wouldn’t have pulled a Mike D’andrea, he wouldn’t have gotten laid out.”

by Gary Faginstein December 13, 2019

mike mccoy

Punk, retarded, gay, idiot

He's a real Mike McCoy who can't read

by Gruntusa December 31, 2019

Mike Tyson Special

While a girl is sucking your dick, you proceed to uppercut her jaw.

Todd: "Yo Tim, why is there blood on your pants?"
Tim: "Well you see Todd, I just Mike Tyson Special'ed a bitch."

by Croix Boi May 20, 2019

Mike-me

To take ones fullest advantage over a situation and or individuals to conceive the most humor, profit, or deception.

-Mike you tire looks a little flat.
-“I will stop and put another can of fix-a-flat in it. It’ll be fine iv been doing this for months and the tire hasn’t failed yet.”

-mike

-“can you spare some change bro?”

- hell naw don’t mike-me bra

by Dubzak May 28, 2019

Mike

Not a kid. Likes to ride bikes and talk in walkie talkies.

Mike: My name is mike short for Michael, maybe we can call you el short for eleven?
El: *confusion*

by Sappy.dolly June 4, 2019