michael gallagher

a sweet boy with a kind heart and pretty eyes.

last night I went on a date with a Michael gallagher. He didn't even try to do anal!

by bagelsovRbitches March 31, 2015

Michael Morley

One of the hotter freshman at PHU, he rolls with the football players although he does not play. That just shows how cool he is. Personally i would think he has to be dead sexy for me to be writting this.

Michael Morley is sexy and has a nice bod

by imlovenit November 16, 2010

michael bolton

Derogatory term used by bicyclists or a bike shop employee referring to an office worker looking for a single speed bike or someone riding a single speed. This term is used because the rear wheel of a single speed is "bolted on", thus, Bolton. Also in reference to the movie Office Space and the character Michael Bolton. Person looking to buy a lifestyle in addition to a bicycle.

One bike shop employee to another bike shop employee, "Can you go help that Michael Bolton with the Bianchi Pista and ask him if he wants a matching messanger bag?".

by Clayton Coffelt April 7, 2008

Michael Vick

A former NFL quarterback (with the Atlanta Falcons), who basically had it made. He was getting way overpaid and doing a horrible job being quarterback. He was a much better than most running backs, wide receivers, etc. He was later caught dog fighting, which I'm still not sure why.

Me: "Did you here that Michael Vick got busted for dog fighting?"

Key: "Fo real? That nigga had it made!"

by MicahelVIckisdumb February 25, 2009

Michael Jackson

Only the greatest pop singer of all time! He has won 13 Grammy awards and several other awards. He sadly had vitiligo and lots of plastic surgeries because of it.

Michael Jackson’s legacy lives on to this day and his music is popin’.

by DragonJeff09 May 29, 2018

Michael Jackson

A person who wrote great songs but also faced alot of terrible allegations against him even to this day when he has been dead for over 10 years.

Even though Michael Jackson was talented did he do the crimes he was accused of??

by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022

The Michael Effect

The Michael Effect is when you’re about to have sex with a partner or if it’s a one night stand and the girl asks you to put a condom on and you lose your erection

Person 1 : Oh did you hear about Chris and that girl the other night ??
Person 2 : No I didn’t , what happened

Person 1 : He brought her back to his and she said to put on a condom and he got The Michael Effect the poor misfortunate bastard

by ReceadingHairline November 18, 2019