Bread Theory

If one person in a relationship really likes bread and the other dosen't, it's a really good sign the relationship will go places. If both parties like bread or dislike bread there is a great possibility it won't go as well.

Meghan: I love bread

Shawn: I hate bread

Tomás: due to the Bread theory they are perfect for eachother

by Nicheis October 16, 2023

bread overload

when you eat a lot of dry foods without water and your throat constricts and it hurts really bad until the food passes

I ate a roll and i have total bread overload

by ginger snap 69 November 21, 2017

Bread chaser

Chiefs whom’st chase the bread.

That dude Charles a bread chaser on god.

by Bignigga October 24, 2018

Banana bread

It is a bread made with banana

Mom: “I made some banana bread sweetie” 🥰

by I am the Urban Dictionary April 13, 2021

Bread

Bread is bread :)))))

mother. I request bread.

by mustbedylan April 5, 2022

Bread guy

Breed guy is a fucking dumbass who mains banhammer, who the fuck does that like fr fr
AND HE'S ALSO MY ARCH NEMESIS!!!!

Niko: Bread guy is so evil
Toast guy (me): so true oomfie, he edges to skibidi toilet

by Toastguy999 March 1, 2024

get that head get that bread and leave

so wait the saying "get that head get that bread and leave" refers to getting stimulation to the male reproductive organ using the oral cavity usually to reach climax most refer to as "cumming" and then proceed to collect "bread" or the currency used in that place in the world that usually holds value in the stuff you are able to acquire with it, and then proceed to leave the (usually other sex) partner for an undisclosed reason.

He really did get that head get that bread and leave?

by SuperAngel November 9, 2021