When a male locks themself in a private room with cable tv or VCR, such as a bedroom, so they can watch an episode of the Nickelodeon's television show Zoey 101 and masturbate without being disturbed or interupted.
My friends wanted me to come out with them on Sunday. But I told them I was busy so I could have Zoey 101 Personal Time.
by The Jax April 19, 2007
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A super fun and energetic girl. Sometimes can be a liar and misbehave, but that’s why you have to beat her with a stick. She’s also super kind and like pizza and French fries. Usually has the zodiac signs, Pisces, Aquarius and Taurus. Likes to run around. Loves animals.
by IAdmitThatImAWhore July 4, 2019
Get the Zoey/Zoe/Zowee mug.A really whore bitch. She likes to expose girls, so beware! She also is a depressed little girl, who cuts only for attention and never seeks help! She is a really flat girl with no ass or tits and likes to body shame people when she looks like LilHuddys sister 👀 She is also a hoe! Never love her, she has at least 4 boyfriends a month 🗣.
Guy: Oh my gosh I’ve only been dating this girl for a day and she’s already sucking another dude off!
Other Guy ( Probably named Josh or Jordan or Justus or Jayden or even a girl named Aaliyah ) : Damn was her name Zoey Alexis Baker Markland?
Guy: YES!
Other Guy ( Probably named Josh or Jordan or Justus or Jayden or even a girl named Aaliyah ) : Damn was her name Zoey Alexis Baker Markland?
Guy: YES!
by a bitch named charys 🤙🏼 February 10, 2020
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Get the zoey sugg mug.Zoey is a pretty chill person . She is a very nice and loveable person. She knows her memes very well. She dyes her hair a lot and hates when people aske her when she is going to dye it again when is starts to fade. She likes to listen to emo music and wear hoodies. She is the creator of the Danny DeVito cult.
Zoey: Do you have time to talk about our lord Danny DeVito?
Friend: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Friend: What the fuck is wrong with you?
by Wariosgonnawin November 14, 2019
Get the Zoey mug.From all of my expieriences, “Zoey” is a girl who controls and manipulates everyone to love, worship, and fight her battles for her. She is more about acting nice to gain followers than to be nice to make people happy. She is controlling, scheming, and demanding. If you say something she doesn’t like, even if you aren’t talking to her, she acts like a jerk about it forEVER.
by That_Introvert_Girl_Yeet November 27, 2019
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