Someone who can’t make up his mind about what girl he likes. Has a habit of breaking his ankles, specifically from baseball. Likes many girls at the same time. with a soft spot for brunettes. Never washes or cuts his hair.
A name commonly negotiated with abduction and/or torture.
A name commonly negotiated with abduction and/or torture.
by PalacesOutOfParagraphs March 19, 2018
A person who is very smart, nice, kind, and is very good at magic. When you meet a Zach he can’t help it but to care and/or show you a magic trick.
Zach, show me a magic trick
by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019
Zach: I'm fuking American bitch
by Uafgtbith February 23, 2018
If you have a Zach you are the luckiest person in the world! He is so charming, sweet, kind, and cute. He can be extremely shy at first or when he’s with certain friends. But when he’s with one extremely important friend he is himself. So energetic, happy, and a jokester. If you have a Zach tell him you love him no matter if your dating or not! If he likes someone he might take a while to tell the person so then he likes them for a long time and grows onto them.
by JMlove614 June 04, 2019
A man who will stare unblinking at you menacingly looking as if he will whip out the secret big iron and murder you right then and there when he will suddenly throw his head back in laughter at nothing throughout the day at random intervals, he will talk of firearm enthusiasm and the beauty of capitalism before talking about how he dunk slams children, it’s not recommended to attack him for he has ways of immediate incapacitation which will leave you feeling weird and embarrassed. He wears aviator sunglasses while talking about napalming villages and apprehending you for saying bad words and being communist. It’s recommended to stay away.
by My thumb is bleeding right now March 08, 2019
An alien. He is a cunt, he tries to lure you in with his fingers. He is also possibly satan. ANd other hidden details
by Pussy eater 202 April 17, 2018
by GinaFromTheBlock December 11, 2018