Zach-It

To Hide or Conceal, By Inserting into ones own rectum.

I Zach-it ed my Black dildo because my mom wanted to clean my room.

The cop pulled us over, but didn't find the bong because i zached it just seconds before he caught us

by DaStokingGoat November 19, 2009

Zach

Noun: A person with chronic ball-fondling addiction.

Wow, I really hope this guy isn't a Zach, I didn't wear Underwear today.

by PermaXD March 1, 2023

Zach

Weeb

Zach is a weeb

by Zachisaweeb June 20, 2019

Zach

Frequently short, fluffy haired, muscular, and a great lover. He's a protector, someone who will help you and protect you in hard times regardless of the situation. He loves and is easy to love in return just because of how great he is. He sometimes acts like a crackhead but that's a given, he's Zach after all!

Zach is a safe place, a comfort person, someone you go to to feel like you again. Zach will help you find yourself when your lost.

Zach will save you, in every way a person can be saved
He is also the embodiment of a chocolate lab.

Woah, did you see that girl?
Does she have a boyfriend?
Yeah, it's Zach.
Wow, he's such a good guy, she's so lucky

by Ivysaurus1112 January 24, 2023

Zach

The best friend you could ever get so if you get one you better not leave him it is so hard to stay away from him if you get in a fight the next day you will go running right to his front door so if you are Zach hit the like and love the one and only Zach you find and let me tell you it didnt take long for us to be the best of friends i LOVE my Zach to the bottom of my heart so if you have a Zach keep him while you can.

Zach is a extremly fun and sweet dude.

by FOotBALldUDE12 November 8, 2019

Zach

A guy that for sure gay

Damn that Zach is really gay

by Arias69 February 10, 2020

Zach

Zach is a dude he is cool, he is basically never sad. He has very nice curly hair, Zach is also very nice but he can be quiet or very loud. But you will have a cool life if zach’s in it cause he will always wave at you. NEVER hate a Zach or everyone will hate you. But overall super cool.

Zach is a dude he is cool

by Heheheholan November 7, 2020