West Virginia beauty mark

A mosquito bite on the face.

That girl I met last night had a sweet West Virginia beauty mark on her cheek. She was a like the Cindy Crawford of the trailer park.

by Big Daddy1 September 11, 2006

West Virginia Fog Machine

Farting through the airflow hole of a vape and someone hits the vape from the other side.

Mike: “hey man you want a hit of my nic?”
Sam: “Hell yeah man! I’m so fiending so bad I’d hit a West Virginia Fog Machine.”

by slow_v4 September 1, 2023

West Virginia Button Docking

The act of digging a matted clump of belly button lint out of your navel and placing it into the navel of another. It is a ceremonial exchange that represents the deepest of friendships.

Me and my buddy Vaughn were standing round the fire drunk when I rustled up some lint from my gut and gave him a West Virginia Button Docking!

by ENGinerding August 6, 2019

West Virginia Wet Wipe

When you’re out of wet wipes so you spit on TP and give it a scrub back there.

Dry paper wasn’t cutting it. Had to use a West Virginia wet wipe.

by Nam0r February 6, 2020

West Virginia Whoopie Coushion

Verb. The action of blowing air into your partners asshole and having them fart in your face

My girlfriend let me give her a West Virginia Whoopie Coushion last night.

by Pappy07 January 18, 2016

West Virginia Fried Rat

When lighting strikes a pull, sending an electric current into an oven and frying a rat to death.

Malacky lived in an apartment and got West Virginia Fried Rat when a lighting storm struck.

by Uniifyyy July 2, 2018

West Virginia Pepperoni Roll

The sexual act of the female while having a yeast infection getting the males counterpart (pepperoni stick) inside her.

Bonus Points if she’s menstruating also, true West Virginias know that a pepperoni roll isn’t complete without the red sauce and olivario pepper chunks.

Babe bend over, I’m about to give you a West Virginia Pepperoni Roll!

by Dudley1%er May 17, 2023