weiner longer

1. Making your weiner longer.

2. Making your weiner longer in the shower.
3. Making your weiner longer in only half an hour.

In song form (to Battles "Atlas"):

weiner longer, weiner longer
I'm gonna' make my weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
I'll do it in the shower
weiner longer, weiner longer
takes half an hour
weiner longer, weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
gonna' make my weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
if I've got the power
weiner longer, weiner longer
gonna' get her flower
weiner longer, weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer,
do it in the shower
weiner longer, weiner longer.......repeat

Mike made his weiner longer; he did it in the shower and it only took him half an hour. Wonder if he had the power to ever get her flower?

by The Weiner Longerers July 27, 2010

Weinerbait

n. A girl who attracts many guys and fucks them. In other words, attracting weiners.

"That girl is such a weinerbait. She probably has STD's."

by Truongman4life May 8, 2009

weider

Weider is the most down to earth guy, ever.
He knows what to say to make anyone feel better, and his heart is like gold.
Hes amazing, and I hope he knows that.


-your bestfriend
rachel. (:

I wish i was weider.

by areejayyy March 7, 2009

Weinertown

Similar to sausage fest. This is a place with lots of men, particularly homosexual men.

Person 1: "WTF, did we just walk into Weinertown?"
Person 2: "Yep. And you, Gus Ochse, are the mayor."

by I-banged-your-sister November 9, 2009

hot weiner salad

to apply hot sauce to the penis and then fuck someone in the ass

"I'm going to pick up some hot sauce so we can have a hot weiner salad for dinner." Yum!

by the head pipeliner September 9, 2006

Weiner Butt

When your wiener is on the same side as your butt, generally right above it or somewhere in the crack.

Dude 1: "Dude! did you hear about Steve's gnarley condition?

Dude 2: "No, what is it?"

Dude 1 : "He was born with a WEINER BUTT! that's why he pees in the bathroom urinals backwards!"

Dude 2: "Whoa! That's messed up!"

by Dr. Funkotronn July 29, 2010

joe weller

An English youtuber who makes funny videos of public pranking, ghost hunting, etc. Also has created 4 popular music videos. Calls his fans as the 'Buxton Army'

John: Dude, did you listen to that Joe weller's new song Ronaldo Chop?

Jack: Yeah Bro, it is Hilarious AF!

by That_Cringe! April 9, 2017