Weenisology

Weenisology is the study of the best skin on the body, the loose elbow skin. This study is world renowned and should be spread into the depths of human society. Everyone and their should know about their Weeni (Weenis plural). Weeni are very interesting, and have a lot of material to cover. Let me know if you have 69 hours to talk about Weenisology, I would love to spread the gospel of the Weeni. I was informed of the Weenis in the year 2069 when my mom told me about the birds, and the bees, and the Weeni, and I was instantly hooked. I needed to know more. I fiended the Weeni. I went to study Weenisology at the prestigious UW (University of Weenis). I became the worlds foremost expert, with 5 PhD’s in Weenisology. Enough about me and my Weenis background, I wanna talk about your Weenis, and your life. Weeni knows no gender, race, creed, religion, or ethnicity. Feel free to talk and show everyone your Weenis. Let me know if you have 69 hours to talk about Weenisology, I would love to spread the gospel of the Weeni.

Person: I love Weenis with all my heart. I love how stretchy it is. Weenisology is my favorite study.

by the weenis master September 23, 2022

peter weevil

body lice or "the crabs"

Boy, I went out with old Jane last week and she gave me a bad case of the peter weevils!

by Ed Whiffle August 6, 2006

Jean Weenie Jerker

A highly accomplished woman who specializes in hand jobs while multitasking, i.e., cooking dinner, text messaging, housework, painting, sketching.

Wow, that bitch can multitask like nobody's business. She is a regular "Jean Weenie Jerker."

by Nasty Netters July 3, 2008

Symph Weenie

a person who thinks that progressive rock music begins and ends with Genesis and Yes. They do not acknowledge other styles of progressive rock music such as Zeuhl, Canterbury, Jazz Rock or Avant Rock. They think that Genesis and Yes are superior to all other music in the history of sound.

Joe Blow doesn't like the Mahavishnu Orchestra; he's a died in the wool Symph Weenie.

by PROGMAN1 January 27, 2019

Beanie Weenie

A condom filled with beans

I couldn’t find my dildo last night, so I just used the beanie weenie

by BunnyBoiBitch September 15, 2019

brown weenie

When the Big Brown Phallic member of Big UPS descends from the Corporate Heaven takes time out of its day to specifically fuck you in the ass.

Similar to the Marine Corps green weenie.

I’m getting shafted by the big brown weenie

by mewkachoo November 25, 2020

The Weenie

The intoxicated alter ego of resident fat nosed twitch streamer “BruceDropEmOff” The Weenie enters its fully realized and most obnoxious and energetic state whenever he decides to play Call Of Duty and queue up with random people. Bruce has amassed several other alter ego’s such as “raycondones” “Bruce Tiller” the ever so popular “BruceDropEmOff” and the ever so elusive “Bruce Ray Jones”

Oh no this nigga bruce got a bottle in his hand. “The weenie finna come out and reek fucking havoc”

by ZaiOffbeat February 10, 2022