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Mmm what the fuck 

When something weird is around you, you use the phrase "mmm what the fuck"
-man walks naked in the solarium-

friend looks at friend and says "mmm what the fuck"

-a bull walks into a bar and orders a scotch-
friend looks at friend and says "mmm what the fuck"

-your friend is high and starts speaking in a british accent-
friend is trippin' in the background and your other friend is saying "mmm what the fuck"
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National What The Fuck Day

National What The Fuck Day falls on February 12th of every year, it is recognized in the United States of America as a day of reflecting on the last year, and all of the moments that made you go, "What the fuck!"
"Hey Jennifer, happy National What The Fuck day! I hope the last year was just as fucked for you as it was for me!"

I'm sorry what the fuck? 

The word you say when you hear someone say an insanely weird and overall just stupid word.
Dylan: Do you like storing your scabs in a jar?
Bobby: What?
Dylan: I said, Do you like storing your scabs in a jar
Bobby: I'm sorry what the fuck?

What the fucking fuck?! 

Billy Ray Cyrus' sex tape, on shane dawson youtube. he says WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! haha
"this place is all about your balls. u have to start out with fat girls."
" WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!"

what the fucking fuck 

Exclamatory phrase used when you don't know what the world is coming to.
What the fucking fuck! A headline read "Two Children Found in a Detroit Freezer" this morning. Ugh! people these days.

bag of what the fuck

when you see a person of the opposite sex and they are so effed up looking all you can say is what the fuck and upon further inspection all you can repeatedly say is what the fuck.
your at the club and you see a person of the opposite sex checkin you out and you accidentally make eye contact. for that split second you made eye contact you realize how hideious that person looked. the moment instantly became so awkward and horrible you want to rip your eyes from your face and smash them on the floor. in your drunken state you dont realize that the person with whom you made unfortunate eye contact with is now right behind you trying to talk to you. and you turn around and are amazed at the atrocities that god had done to this human being and all you can say is what the fuck.... you say you got to go to the bathroom. when in fact you discreetly meet back up with your friends on the other side of the bar and tell you friends that you ran into a bag of what the fuck.

sorry dude but what the fuck 

Often used in situations where you just don't understand your fucking life.
Person1: Do you want to marry me?
Person2: Sorry dude but what the fuck?