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Verbal Diarrhoea

The product of a funny but drunk Welsh teacher. A term used to represent sisters, girls and people who generally have a loose jaw. Also a term for parrots.
Shut up! You must have Verbal Diarrhoea!
God, child have you got Verbal Diarrhoea?
God child, you've got the Verbal squits!
by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005
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verbal diarhea

To say things without holding back. A constant urge to just blurt things out without thinking first.
That dude has a bad case of verbal diarhea, he's always embarassing himself.
by Shianne page January 3, 2008
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Verbal Strikeout

When somebody tries to either:

a. Tell a story
b. Say a sentence
c. Get a point across

but has to restart at least 3 times, you can call for a quick end to their speech by shouting "VERBAL STRIKEOUT". Three strikes you're out. The conversation must then make a complete shift and move on to another topic.
Guy 1: Hey man, last night was crazy, I was at a frat house and- well I was at my FRIENDS frat house then- but wait hold up- It might have been two days ago-

Guy 2: *rudely interrupts* YOU'RE OUT! Shut up now.

Guy 1: Wtf bro?

Guy 2: Verbal strikeout, duh.
by 1337 Fork April 20, 2009
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verbal celibacy

Verbal Celibacy (n) - When one person in a relationship buys the other person in the relationship some sort of gift with the understanding that this gift will cease any future badgering or bickering about mundane things for a predetermined amount of time. Usually done by the male for the female.
Joe bought his wife a new car but what he was really buying was some verbal celibacy for awhile.

Ever since I bought my girlfriend that ring, the verbal celibacy has been great!!
by Urban Articulator May 10, 2007
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verbal punches

To say things intended to hurt another.
I couldn't stop myself from jumping on her, She was throwing verbal punches at me since I wAlked in the door last night until now, I couldn't take anymore.
by know BODY March 30, 2015
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Verbal Nutrition

I really need some Verbal Nutrition.
by Budben1 February 26, 2011
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Verbal Clap

When you diss someone to such a thorough level they cannot retaliate
1st Guy: 'Mate, your girlfriends a dog.'

2nd Guy: *Holds out middle finger*
'Smell your mom.'

1st Guy: *Cuts his Throat*

3rd Guy: 'Shit, son. You just got a verbal clap!'
by Aviate January 25, 2009
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