Fucker Upper

Someone who fucks a lot of shit up

Urban dictionary not letting me Create a Dapper Upper explanation. What a bunch of Fucker Uppers

by Tank42069 July 05, 2018

cheerer-upper

someone or something that cheers one up

Matt is Suzi's cheerer-upper

by slimpig879 March 27, 2007

buddy upper

a family member or friend who will listen to your story and then tell you that what ever you have done, they have done better, bigger, or faster than you. this is usually a lie because they are trying to be the center of attention.
or there just trying to make you feel like your not good enough.

hey, did you hear? i just won $5,000 on a royale flush last night.

oh yeah, well I hit 6 royals this week and got like $50,000.

dammit stop being such a buddy upper

by papadoob March 19, 2009

zero-upper

When someone tries to do something better than you, but they can't.

I was bowling with Ron the other day. I got a strike, and he zero-upped me by bowling a strike after I did.

Ron's a zero-upper.

by Petey Mik December 14, 2007

upper england

North England or up north

I'm from upper England north of Birmingham.

by Drinky north September 10, 2018

upper cunt

The act of upper cutting someone in the cunt in the style of street fighter Ryu or Ken.

She kicked me in the dick so I gave her an upper cunt

by Shikabony April 21, 2017

Upper Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit in the upper tank of the toilet, thereby leaving for an unsuspecting friend or foe a beef stew flush on the next use.

Once the prank has been exacted on your target, posting your photo to Facebook to share with all your friends exactly who accomplished this diabolical deed.

Dave took the last beer, so I posted my Upper Shelfie on his Facebook after hearing him flush then vomit in the bathroom

by BaldAvenger February 23, 2014