Upper Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit in the upper tank of the toilet, thereby leaving for an unsuspecting friend or foe a beef stew flush on the next use.

Once the prank has been exacted on your target, posting your photo to Facebook to share with all your friends exactly who accomplished this diabolical deed.

Dave took the last beer, so I posted my Upper Shelfie on his Facebook after hearing him flush then vomit in the bathroom

by BaldAvenger March 2, 2014

Upper-Dressing

Dressing for a good appearance, but only from the waist up.

Anthea was upper-dressing preparing herself for an international video conference, wearing a smart business top and pyjama bottoms.

Mark modelled his fabulous new sunglasses for the cover of a well known fashion magazine. He was only wearing a red thong on the rest of his body, clearly upper-dressing.

The news reader for was upper dressing with an exceptionally smart jacket, pristine white shirt, black tie, and absolutely nothing else apart from a pair of flip flops.

by Sonny Saint April 22, 2020

upper cunt

The act of upper cutting someone in the cunt in the style of street fighter Ryu or Ken.

She kicked me in the dick so I gave her an upper cunt

by Shikabony April 20, 2017

debbie upper

Debbie upper is a person that is the opposite of a Debbie downer. very up lifting and happy person

I always try to be a Debbie upper rather than a Debbie downer.

by jjjjhfer80uisjjjjj November 15, 2017

screwer upper

It means when some one screws things up a lot.

Man your a screwer upper !

by LOPEZNATOR March 15, 2017

Upper Blumpkin

Sitting on a toilet AC Slater style while defecating, and performing fellatio on an individual in the act of upper decking the same toilet.

It sounded like a good idea last night, but we spent all morning cleaning the tank after trying out the upper blumpkin.

by szkud September 28, 2013

upper humper

the guy who is banging your girl friend, usually a better love maker than you, larger penis than you, and is probably banging you loved one right now.

fuck man my girl broke up with me for a upper humper

by harrypothead1990 August 2, 2011