UPS

UR pussy stank

when you see a girl and she's a smut, you say "UPS"

(biggest whore you know walk by & you look at your friend)
"UPSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

by smutbucket March 30, 2010

UPS

1. Uncontrolable Penis Syndrome (Keep getting boners that don't go away)

John stalled his presentation at his buisness meeting in hope that his severe case of UPS would go away.

by Billybobthorton December 31, 2006

ups

United Penis Suckers

Your a UPS. ...

by m!k3 R335h September 18, 2007

To' up

Tore up. Having amazing sex.

From the albumn Stankonia by Outkast, Kim & Cookie (interlude), Kim: "went home with the mothafucka, now i'm thinkin i'm fittina to goddamn get my ass to' up!"

by gangster 20 11 May 17, 2011

UPS

Ur Penis Smells

Arthur: "God damn, Walton, UPS"
Walton: "I get that a lot, what does it mean, no one tells me but I always thank them"
Arthur: "Ur Penis Smells."

by WaltonsPenisSmells March 26, 2013

ups

To possess the ability to jump as though you were a statuesque athlete of African descent.

Damn, that boy's got ups!

by ted bar May 23, 2010

put up and shut up

Give me what I want and shut your mouth.

My girlfriend wanted to have sex, so she told me to put up and shut up.

by BamBam1973 November 26, 2013