While masturbating, just before cumming, take a hit and pound a beer (must be a glass bottle) and exhale during climax.
by da trifecta May 14, 2011

by Captain Unicorn May 8, 2003

by john crapper March 7, 2008

The weather for the 2018 Boston Marathon was the Devil's Trifecta, low 30's, heavy rains and a 30-40 MPH headwind.
by Brikar May 27, 2018

One of the ultimate insults. A combination of Douche bag, douche nozzle, and douche liquid. (can also be used as simply 'the trifecta') Usually only refers to one individual, making him the biggest douche of everyone around.
1) "Hey do you know Steve?"
"Yeah man he is the Trifecta of Douche!"
2) "Is Jay coming to the party?"
"Naw dude, when hes at parties, he's the Trifecta"
"Yeah man he is the Trifecta of Douche!"
2) "Is Jay coming to the party?"
"Naw dude, when hes at parties, he's the Trifecta"
by aSavageFerrett June 22, 2009

In the time span of waking up and leaving for class/work, one manages to eat, shower, and masturbate.
by Hugh G Rektion December 14, 2015

the act of eating 3 big meals and after breakfast and lunch, masturbating and freezing the resulting sperm. Then after dinner you give your wife, girlfriend, etc. a popsicle, a frozen enema and have vaginal intercourse all at the same time in hopes of impregnating her.
Grady told us that after trying for 2 years to have a kid, he was going to give his wife the trifecta of babymaking.trifecta babymaking sexfrozen enemamasturbating
by SykotikalJo November 22, 2011
