when you don't have plastic wrap so you crack an egg into a used condom and boil it in a pot of hot water and the cum gives it an extra salty taste.
Trailer Husband: I want something for breakfast
Trailer Wife: I'll make you some eggs
Trailer Wife: Im out of plastic wrap, wait ill use this used condom for this Trailer Park Poach
Trailer Wife: I'll make you some eggs
Trailer Wife: Im out of plastic wrap, wait ill use this used condom for this Trailer Park Poach
by SirSource March 18, 2019
Get the trailer park poachmug. by YeakleJ February 27, 2024
Get the trailer park trombonemug. Also known as common law marriage where two shitheads claim they’re married all over and tell people they’re married but they’re not
Leona told everyone her and Carl were married but after Carl died Leona couldn’t take possession of his house because the state didn’t recognize trailer park marriage
by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024
Get the trailer park marriagemug. I had a big cup of trailer park punch when I realized this guy's got it all figured out, dang Seve Wilkos is the shit!
by holyreality November 24, 2014
Get the trailer park punchmug. You see Jimmy heading over to Crazy Eyed Donnies place? He must be picking up some Trailer Park Diamonds with all the twitchin.
by Bundy_in_Chilton June 4, 2023
Get the Trailer Park Diamondsmug. Hair style that is so unappealing, that it just kills whatever sexual or romantic vibe your have with a woman
"When Sally walked out of her mom's camper, she could of been bangable. Until I saw that she had trailer park hair
by Bond_006.5 January 18, 2015
Get the Trailer Park Hairmug. 1) A woman (usually in her late 20s into her early 40s) who has 2 or more kids and sleeps around with everyone in the neighborhood (or town).
2) A slutty white woman (usually overweight, or slim build) who sleeps exclusively with black men and resents the fact that she had kids.
3) A woman with many bastard children who solely depends on the welfare system to take care of her and her poor life choices. May or May not be an alcoholic or a drug addict, resides in poor, run-down parts of town.
2) A slutty white woman (usually overweight, or slim build) who sleeps exclusively with black men and resents the fact that she had kids.
3) A woman with many bastard children who solely depends on the welfare system to take care of her and her poor life choices. May or May not be an alcoholic or a drug addict, resides in poor, run-down parts of town.
Person 1: Hey, Kimberly's single. Why haven't you asked her out?
Person 2: She is a trailer park mama. I don't need that drama.
Person 2: She is a trailer park mama. I don't need that drama.
by TheDankWolf1995 July 19, 2022
Get the trailer park mamamug.