tragic marker

Taking a piece of shit and writing with it. Tragic, because it's a damn shame if someone else has to clean up your poop.

Wanting to not be forgotten, he wrote "Here sat Al. Here shat Al." on the bathroom stall with a tragic marker.

by Edward James Almost October 17, 2007

Mickey's Mix Tragic

What somebody calls Mickey's Mix Magic

Mickey's Mix Magic? More like Mickey's Mix Tragic.

by jacobh12349 October 21, 2020

short stories with tragic endings

A song by From Autumn To Ashes, I'm not gonna put down my opinion of this song because I don't really wanna get into that arguement about if its good or not. It's the 10th and final track on the 2001 album "Too Bad Your Beautiful".

Short Stories With Tragic Endings
"Cry For You, Shed Tears, Morn, Wish The End, Cry For You"
"The Only Reason You Are Here Now Is A Reminder Of What I'll Never Have"

by getalifeandajob January 18, 2009

tragic

So sad and hopeless, yet funny to look down upon.

Yu-Gi-Oh is so tragic, 'the heart of the cards', yeah, like that would ever help me win a game of poker. The Fart of the Hards.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

tragic

1. regrettably serious
2. unpleasant

When our car crashed, it was a tragic experience!

by Alicia August 2, 2003

Tragic Chapstick

This is the term for fluids - tears that flow from the eyes down to the mouth. They help hydrate dried out lips from begging someone to not break up with you.

As Carmen continued to weep and beg for Aiden to not end things, her cracked and sore lips began to feel some comfort from the never-ending tears from her eyes. The only good thing for her that day was that her Tragic Chapstick made things a bit better.

by von groovy March 5, 2025

Tragic chemistry

two people enter into a relationship unknowly and knowly bring the bad out of each, yet their attraction for the drama keep them together

Paul is scared of losing Lauren, Lauren is scared of losing Paul . They distrust each other and everyone around them. They abuse each physically and emotionally but neither of them wants to breakup. The drama from within& out of the relationship keeps them together

tragic chemistry

by Color Rain January 10, 2017