Tony

The worst case of stupidity known to man.

How Tony can you be?

by eDakulator August 05, 2019

Tony

To make something secure by use of a key or similar

Are you sure the car will be safe here darling ? Yes, it's okay. I've tony'd it

by Alan B'Stard May 12, 2013

Tony

If your friends or dating a boy named Tony he is for the streets, he may pretend to be sweet and caring but deep down inside he is a whore and he just wants some ass, I personally do not recommend even though they look emaculate.

I’m so glad i broke up with Tony he is for the streets.

by unknown whore May 23, 2020

tony

A typical male who works at Papa John's pizza, usually has a tiny dick!

hey tony bring me some pizza, pencil dick

by Tony Y February 08, 2008

Tony

A gay, motherfucker,that has no friends and no life,who mind rapes children while they sleep, acts like a fucking bastard to anyone tells him where to shove his fucking Pokemon cards. He thinks he sees vampires and werewolves and thinks he's gods given gift to women.Arrogant prick.

See that guy over there he's like tony.
Tony's in our class for his sake I hope I don't kick him in the balls he doesn't have.

by Wednesday69 August 22, 2012

Tony

1.A greasy automechanic drinking a pepsi.

2.a shorter name for Anthony

3.A sexy italian man who eats pizza pies and pasta daily

4.Someone who hates mayo and cupcakes

5.A person who listens to straight edge bands excessivly

6.A heart breaking hooker

7.A guy who buys promise rings with no promises behind them.

8.A guy who smokes

9.A super neato Frito guy

10. A silly salamander

ADJECTIVE:

extremely sexifyingly sexy and funny

Liz: Hey what's up?
Tony: I hate it when people say what's up!
Liz: oh.. sorry...
Tony: I hate talking on cellphones i'm going to get brain cancer and its your fault
Liz: oh... your such a tony!

Random person: Hey!!! Tony!!! how is the tirestore?

by Liz Waters December 27, 2006

Tony

Talk of New York

The Empire State building is a pretty tony.

by dodgerschick May 17, 2010