Josh

A kid who acts like an asshole and try's to snitch on you in school
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Josh:Can you please stop before I tell on you
by DeadpoolKidz January 17, 2020
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n. 1) a tissue, 2) any form of tissue or such material that can be used to catch the result of masturbation, especially while alone in a dark room, 3) v. to josh, to masturbate into a tissue awkwardly while alone in a dark room.
1) "Hey, wanna pass me a josh?"
2) "Dude, I don't wanna go in my room. I stepped on an old josh last night, and it wasn't mine."
3) "God damnit, I walked in on my room mate while he was joshing last night.
by Mike_Rotch October 05, 2010
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- choosing the easiest way to do something out of laziness with no regards for future consequences or not doing anything about something because you are too lazy to bother even though in the future you will have a much larger problem.
Bill broke up with his girlfriend who lied and cheated on him, but made a josh and started having sex and dating her again because he didn't have to try.

Instead of canceling his magazine trials, Bobert pulled a josh and did nothing, ignoring the possibility of future bills.
by writteningasoline March 26, 2010
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a fat kid who likes food
Josh has a fat ass
by dudedude89983 October 04, 2011
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Josh

To rage quit during any type of game or competition. Also to fire directly into friendly units for no apparent reason, other than to be a douche.
Quit being such a fucking josh, you douche.
by The Alex. July 06, 2011
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That one kid in your group who hacks at Pokémon Go.
Dude, Don’t be a Josh. Hacking takes all the fun out of the game!
by NoTaFaN923 October 18, 2017
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A guy that looks like a thumb with mozzarella on his head.
Mah boi josh looks like a pizza!
by Toonlink1220 March 09, 2019
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