Cunt Weaver

What a true cum bucket does with pride, they weave together a strand of pussies and wear it around their neck as a sign of much they fuck on a daily basis.
Hey I will have you know I am a full time cunt weaver.
by Kitty meow36 January 30, 2016
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shreve weaver

a shreve weaver is someone who derails or undermines another person by quibbling over semantics or shifting the focus of the conversation to an inaccuracy in an off-hand or tongue-in-cheek remark that has no relevance to the initial topic
"When I asked him to call 911 because my boyfriend shot a gun at me, the shreve weaver replied 'You mean he *fired* a gun at you.'"
by h080e February 16, 2023
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peace-weaver

A peace-weaver is someone who tries to make peace and keep peace with somebody.
Mean Girl: "How do you not hate me yet?"
The Peace-Weaver: "Well i am a peace-weaver, I like to make peace with people, even if they're mean, and keep the peace. So have a great day!
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Canna/Weaver

The Arch Nemesis of the team Im/Ryan. I loss against Canna/Weaver simply cannot be tolerated.
Aw man, I don't wanna hit Canna/Weaver
by tom_tom_ryan March 06, 2023
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savanna weaver

A beautiful amazing girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. Loves to play roller derby also has a friend with a new puppy
by Krazyscooterkid July 15, 2015
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Vicky Weaver

To be a "Vicky Weaver" is to have no chance against the federal and state government.

Vicky Weaver was the wife of Randy Weaver at the Ruby Ridge standoff. The government had so much derogatory information that they were waging a genocide and a Christian fundamentalist/white supremacist takeover of the government. When they said "I'm a real Christian!" one too many times, the government made a preemptive strike.
Those antigovernment militias are so obvious! They're definitely gonna end up like Vicky Weaver. They need to be more secretive !

Fed 1: Let's give those little anti-gov punks a case of Vicky Weaver brains.
Fed 2: rotflmao
Fed 3: Vicky weaver brains! You're killing me! Hahahahahaha!
Fed 4: Vicky weaver brains it is, then. Just what the doctor ordered.
by Joey2dope July 17, 2023
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the ol’ weaver

To not show up to anything, or show up and leave after 32 minutes.
Ex:
A: Yo dude are u going to the bar later?
B: Na man i think im going to pull the ol’ weaver!
by Official Flav December 04, 2024
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