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The michael weaver

When you chain a deer to a pole, shoot it, and then proceed to place your chode inside of it
I was at my farm the other day and did the Michael Weaver
by C Man 44 November 10, 2017
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Evan weaver syndrome

An individual who is unfunny or stupid or behind in many internet trends
“Hey man what page is page 13 on” “mf do you have Evan weaver syndrome??”

Hey guys the sigma male meme is so funny bro” “dude that was 2 years ago you must have Evan syndrome…”
by Fanta in my kidneys March 18, 2025
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Blaze weaver bugs bunny sees Lola bunny Nothing to do but beat jordan in basketball but no Lebron stuff we gonna make it and we will find our shoes the btrues
by Blazeweaverisbugsbunnylolastar October 24, 2022
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the ol’ weaver

To not show up to anything, or show up and leave after 32 minutes.
Ex:
A: Yo dude are u going to the bar later?
B: Na man i think im going to pull the ol’ weaver!
by Official Flav December 4, 2024
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Cara Weaver

A person who is annoyingly smart that overly explains stuff in paragraphs instead of shorten their responses. This person is most likely a teacher pet or a very talkative person.
Justin did a Cara weaver in English class, it's really annoying sometimes. He doesn't have to talk in paragraphs to give his point.
by JoeyTalyor0108 November 1, 2022
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Cadence weaver

by Audrey McDonnell January 3, 2022
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Weaver Academy for the Performing and Visual Arts

Weaver Academy is a performing and visual arts school, and is known for their high standards and weird students. A typical day at weaver involves math teachers using tampon strings as rulers, the practice room monster, trying to poop while random girls are vaping in the bathroom, having fun in your PVA, and homework. Weaver is a pretty fun place, you can typically expect an 18 year old in guitar to flirt with underclassman, a freshman in theater singing in the hallways, or the emo kids being emo. People at this school either listen to taylor swift or deftones, there’s no in between. Overall, Weaver is alright.
Do you go Weaver Academy for the Performing and Visual Arts?
Yeah, I’m not gay though
by Weavergoer69 November 19, 2023
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