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Like peanut butter on a toothbrush

When a man, and very rarely a woman, possesses a large quantity of hair surrounding their anus a problem with waste management often develops. The resulting effect has been coined as being "like peanut butter on a toothbrush."
"What took you so long in there?"
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."
by Milicent December 26, 2009
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What Color Is Your Toothbrush?

Proposed slang for "what color is your vibrator?"
person 1: Hey what color is your toothbrush?
person 2: pink.
by kdkshsjis November 20, 2020
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phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush

The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.
After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.
by dive team 13 September 6, 2010
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south african toothbrush

| saʊθ ˈæfrɪkən ˈtu θbrʌʃ |

Discovered by the first Englishman to set foot in south africa originally an ancient tribal dance which now has been transformed into a unique way to drink sambuca black or white in true post-apartheid south african tradition. The steps are as follows:-

(1) Take a knee
(2) Place shot in mouth( as tempting as it is dont swallow yet or you miss the best part)
(3)Swish the sambuca around in your mouth like mouth wash
(4) Gargle
(5) now the most important part swallow and breathe in really deep
(6) stand up with a smile. Nelson would be proud of you.
Mate ive know you for 2 years and you still dont realise i dont like sambuca why do you insist on buying these south african toothbrush shots!!
by Jopps December 8, 2013
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Toothbrush

by GingerGodBelgium May 19, 2021
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The dirty toothbrush

The act in which a man puts a vibrating toothbrush up his partners ass and proceeds to brush his teeth with it.
After eating a girl out i needed a mouth cleaning so i did the dirty toothbrush.
by icweiner March 13, 2009
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Toothbrush

by @jackt_hughes November 16, 2019
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