tent love

When sleeping in a smaller tent while camping and being molested by your drunken partner. Can be either homosexual or straight molestation but unwanted attention nonetheless. Usually happens after a few too many drinks around the campfire.

The rest of the hike sucked since I was walking funny thanks to the tent love that I got from Matt last night

by cory's mom12 August 28, 2007

Akward Tent

When a guy gets happy at a very akward time (i.e school) and creates an "akward tent"

Chick: Do you mind if i sit on your lap? there is no other place to sit.

Dude: ugh......ok

Chick: What is that?

Dude: um, akward tent

by notamorningperson June 25, 2009

doona tent

Camping out in bed under a doona when its cold and miserable outside

It's pissing down outside, I'm gonna doona tent with a bad action movie

by not hugh April 12, 2014

tent of hookers

When you can spend $2,400 to buy a lot of hookers at the same time.

Hey! I got my stimmy from daddy biden. I’m gonna get a tent of hookers.

by Merriam mf Webster May 11, 2021

Tummy tent

A condition caused by overindulgence of food. Primary symptom: protruding gut making it impossible to tuck in ones shirt in the front.

Dude, I just finished my 3rd bowl of chili and now I've got a tummy tent to show for it!

by Lstauff December 22, 2016

Wet tent

The result of having wet underwear from ejaculating and a boner under your underwear making it look like a wet tent

Bro I was too lazy to get a towel so I made a wet tent

This girl was dancing on me and she made me wet my tent

by BRENDEEZIII July 25, 2014

carl in the tents

Puberty before the age of 10

That child is 7? Must be carl in the tents

by Pusssyslayer December 12, 2016