dumpy pumpkin

A fat girl with small breasts. She is usually ugly and shaped like a pumpkin. Only wanted on Halloween for decorations or costume idea.

I dumped my dumpy pumpkin yesterday. She can join the rest of the patch.

by undefinedwerd October 8, 2012

Dirty Pumpkin

You carve out a pumpkin as you usually would, you can even carve a face in it if you want add some flavour. But instead of putting a candle in it you take a dump in it and instead of leaving it on your own porch you leave it on your sworn enemies porch.

I left a Dirty Pumpkin on my ex’s porch last night lol

by WaffleStomper5000 January 4, 2021

Pumpkin-Skittle

having one obnoxiously large testicle and one one significantly small one

a man who appears to have one very gigantic ball

I was with this hot guy last night and we started getting hot and heavy, then i saw his pumpkin-skittle

by Endora Beaverhausen October 31, 2009

some pumpkins

Unusually good.

I was going to watch the first half of the movie and then go to sleep, but I stayed up well past my bedtime because, as it turns out, The Lives of Others is some pumpkins.

by Tank Miller December 2, 2020

Mother Pumpkin

Replacing the F-Word around the Fall holidays with Pumpkin to describe delicious treats and fun activities.

Craig: What's taking you so long at Dunkin Donuts?

Jess: I'm waiting for my Mother Pumpkin coffee.

by jessmanyeah December 27, 2011

pumpkin eater

Classic spin on cheater cheater pumpkin eater eats all the pumpkin slang. If someone’s a cheater say this

Oh yeah Zane.. his cheater cheater a pumpkin eater he eats all the pumpkins

by Larry_rumple69 April 25, 2023

pumpkin pants

Also known as Spanish breeches, these types of hose or pantaloons with pleats and open slits were worn chiefly by men during the seventeenth century, but are now only worn by cosplayers or employees at Renaissance fairs today.

Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Hey, do you see that guy over there wearing the pantaloons?"
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "You mean the one with the pumpkin pants?"
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Uh huh. He's got sexy legs."
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "Gross!"

by Bbasdfblooger Borf May 13, 2016